Leaving a job that you hate is one of life's more gratifying experiences. I've been there a few times and in several instances I had grandiose plans that involved my hot, wet stool being left on my boss' desk as I exited the building. Of course, I never saw any of those plans through because I don't want to get arrested (such a pussy move, I know), but this exit email, written by a guy who probably spent most of his days finding ways to misuse company time, is a plausible "you can all suck my dick" goodbye -- if you're looking to leave such a stain. This email, itself, is just alright. In fact, I wish he didn't mimic "Half Baked" so much because if you're going to make something vulgar you may as well go for the gold, instead he basically regurgitated a pop-culture reference.
Oh, and if your eyes are garbage, you may have to zoom-in to read the email. Or just click to enlarge in a new window.
[Via Reddit]